Book cover from I Need a New Butt! by Dawn McMillan
Book cover 'I Need a New Butt!'

I Need a New Butt!

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Format: Book › Paperback all formats
Edition: Gift
Published: 08-20-2014
ISBN: 0486787990
Pages: 32
Publisher: Dover Publications
List Price: $8.99
This book is listed in: ›› Beginner Readers ›› Humor

Book description

"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" — Norman Public Schools

A young boy suddenly notices a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book — no ifs, ands, or butts about it!

"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny … the perfect kid-combo." — Storywraps

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